EDIT! PHEW, Crisis OVER. Thank Marcia-god that Dale still has the best hair in football, as displayed in the photograph below.

According to the Herald Sun Newspaper, Collingwood Footballer/God Dale Thomas has CUT THE TRADEMARK LONG CURLS RIGHT OFF HIS HEAD. I would like to say that there is no need to panic, but I've not actually seen the new do, so I'm worried. Thomas has the best hair (and arms) in the AFL... I have not been this shocked since that fugly slag Felicity chopped off all of her hair back in the 1800's.

I - stupidly - missed catching this weekends match when we defeated the Swans, which would have been an obvious way for me to conclude to a final verdict on whether this unexpected visit to the hair salon was in fact a good decision or not. Had I known prior to the match of his hair alterations, I would have made more of an effort to get out of bed and watch the bloody game.

Anyone with relevant information should email me immediately.



Apologies to those of you who are more than likely incredibly offended that I've blogged about sport.

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• 7:01 PM |  Claire said...
  I'm sorry, I can't condone Collingwood appreciation on this week of ALL weeks!
  
  West Coast MUST WIN or my very sanity will be questioned!
  
  Sigh...no Ben! What will I DO! My beautiful drug cheat, so injured!
  
  Alyson

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