Thursday, June 21, 2007 BBUK's Liam epitomises everything that is good and decent about life.
AND YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.
Where on EARTH of have they plucked this LOVELY YOUNG MAN FROM? Isn't he just DIVINE? Not only is he ridiculously wonderful to watch in a wifebeater, he's also incredibly charming and full of nice manners. Can we clone him? I need one of these here in Australia, whether it be in the Oz Big Brother house or MY house. Did you see him crying after he won the £100,000 prize giveaway? WAS THIS NOT COMPLETELY ADORABLE?! Did you not want to hug him, stroke his hair and FONDLE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY? It surely cannot just be me who feels this way.
The best thing about Liam winning the £100,000 is that the rest of the housemates THINK he's won the actual shows prize money. So now there might be a few more upsets within the house - possibly some shifts in personality? Isn't it all very exciting!? Sitting through two nights of the Australian Big Brother is torture for me now, especially knowing that the kitchen sink in the UK house has more personality than any of the people left in the Oz house.
Let's talk Charley. I hate the woman but I'll be disappointed when she goes. She's ah-mah-zhing to watch. I have a feeling she may think she's this years Nikki, which is ridiculous because not only did I enjoy watching Nikki, but I actually LIKED her. Whilst Charley may be an absolute riot to watch, I do hate her with a hefty amount of passion. Regardless, I'm happy she's not up for nominations again this week. I have a feeling there's even more classic moments to spew forth from Charley's mouth/arse like an incredibly forceful spray of gastro.
I'm still enjoying Carole & Nicky, regardless of their whinging. As for the new guys, I'm enjoying Brian - he seems quite lovely, I don't *really* need to form an opinion of Jonathon seeing as he is most definitely going for Friday's eviction, and as for Billi? Aside from appearing in Jamelia's "Beware Of The Dog" video clip, I'm not really sure what his purpose on earth actually is. Maybe I'll find out later in the week.
THE TWINS. I cannot believe I am about to say this BUT... I AM QUITE LIKING HAVING THEM AROUND. Dear Mr Hotstufffiles, you were right, they are brilliant! I've gone from despising them, to loving them SICK. They have also infiltrated YouTube in the form of a dance song. Let's take a look the video clip which is an easy contender for Song Of The Year. To quote Not Another Teen Movie, those bitches represent.
Barbie's, Pink, WOO!
Chaniggy: I adore them. They make such a sweet couple do they not?! I'm still finding Ziggy rather charming even if he has gotten uglier as the weeks roll on. There's just something about him I find quite delectable. And as for Chanelle, excuse me, weren't the suspenders she had on for eviction night FARKING HAWT?
Obviously though, my favourite is most definitely Liam, and very special thank you to Paul for allowing me to indulge in this new attraction through The Zapping as well. At this present stage (though it's too early to say), he's who I want to win the actual competition... Just to rub it in Laura's face. She'd just HATE it if he walked away with £200,000 at the end of it all, wouldn't she?
4:37 PM | Paul said... he has decent hair his tongue is weird he is quite good looking chaniggy are gorgeous - though his hair could do with some conditioner. Laura was upset they didn't choose her for the prize money cos she doesn't even have a washing machine. they don't cost that much love. Charley is pure venom. I didn't like Nikki from last year though - i thought she had severe mental problems. i probably would give Liam one, but i might not call the morning after.
1:47 AM | Adem IAR said... D'luv: Excuse me while I steal "boff" from you amongst my circle of friends. I'm not sure how I've never heard that one before. I promise to (at least try) and only post about UKBB once a week... Unless of course Liam gets his kit off and the pictures surface.
Paul: Oh his tongue is one of his best features! Laura needs the money so she can buy herself a fucking clue, not a washing machine.
