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Wednesday, May 30, 2007
ALICE IN WONDERLAND

Those divine legs, that gorgeous hair, stunning eyes and deliciously chic face belong to Alice Berdeu, one of the two finalists in this years Australia's Next Top Model contest, who is a dazzling mixture of Nicole Kidman, Jerry Hall, Alexis Strum and Dita Von Teese. There are SIX. DAYS. till the Grand Finale of Top Model screens on Fox8, and I am about as excited as Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel of a car.

Alice is considerably taller than her final group of competition. She's 6ft 1. Her co-finalist, Steph H, is about 1 inch tall. During a scene in this weeks episode, make-up artist and the generally quite frightening Napoleon Perdis, asked Steph H and Jordan (who was rightfully eliminated shortly after) who they wanted gone that week. They bitched - in front of - Alice for quite a while, saying she hadn't worked as hard as they had. Out of nowhere, the demure, reserved and usually quiet Alice began firing up, blazing around comments the viewers - let alone the other contestants - probably never imagined could come out of her mouth. The gold-star comment of the evening was themed around her height difference. "Even when they're wearing heels, I'm still 10 inches taller than them."

Oh yeah. She went there.

Aside from all that, this girl truly is the only person in this years comp who has the classic French/London Vogue look about them. The other girls have been gorgeous, yes, but Alice has got that extra something. Between now and June 5th, the Australian public - along with the Oz Top Model judges - have the chance to vote for either Alice or, like, Steph H who, like, always, like, says the word "like", like, all the time. My advice to you is to send a text message to 1999 FOX8 (1999 3698) which reads "Alice".

Some more photographic evidence which should help sway your vote in Alice's favour:


"Alice" to 1999 3698


"Alice" to 1999 3698


"Alice" to 1999 3698


"Alice" to 1999 3698


"Alice" to 1999 3698


Hot Firecrotch.

(NOT AS HOT AS REDKNOB RUPERT GRINT THOUGH.)

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3 Comments:

  • 1:39 AM | J'ason D'luv said...
    Damn, that broad looks like Nicole Kidman! And did you just call Rupert Grint "Redknob"? So, so wrong it's (always) right...

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  • 7:40 PM | Adem IAR said...
    Oh I totally heart me some Rupert action. I have a "Redknob" weakness and he's one of the best...

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  • 12:50 AM | Paul said...
    i have enough on my "plate" keeping up with america's, canada's and britain's next top model. I shall add OZ to the list. PS, Eve Wilder just came into Cell Block H! She is so gonna hang!!

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