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Thursday, April 12, 2007
She's Bringing Sexy/Back. Yeah.

That is a picture of Madonna and Justin Timberlake leaving the same London recording studio after their first day of recording together this week. Liz Rosenberg - everyone's favourite celebrity publicist - confirmed last night that the Queen of Pop was working with Justin & Timbaland on her upcoming album.

Rosenberg also claimed that their was no firm release date penned in yet, though most reports are predicting it to be sometime around November, much like the Confessions release in 2005.

According to the worlds most unreliable UK Newspaper, The Sun, the album will be quite eclectic and have a "hip hop" feel, however dancey songs produced by living, breathing god Stuart Price and Felix Da Housecat will also appear, with some apparent people "in the know" claiming it'll be her most ambitious project yet.

Roll on November...

Meanwhile, environmentalists around the world are slamming Madonna for being a hypocrite by partaking in the Live Earth event. John Buckley - a professional hippy - has claimed that "It's great for the celebrities to come out and support the cause, but they then have to follow it up in their own lifestyles. We should now keep a close eye on whether Madonna and the others makes any changes to their own lifestyle. Perhaps her next world tour will be performed in one venue, but broadcast to billions over the internet"... ERM. WHAT? Unfuckingbelievable. Dare I say it, but the uproar caused by a mass of Madonna fans around the world not receiving a visit on a world tour would probably escalate to a much bigger level than the problem of gas emissions being released from her tour jets. Could you just IMAGINE?

SOURCES: Daily Mail | Drowned Madonna | The Sun | Himalayan Times

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2 Comments:

  • 8:54 PM | Blogger xolondon said...
    Activists have no idea how absurd they sound. That quote about not touring is insane! What he could have said is "If she means it, maybe she should not board a jet each night to fly home." but nooo, he made an assinine comment instead. It's like the people who think Knut the polar bear should be killed rather than raised by humans. Sometimes liberalism swings so far left that it just flops over to the other side.

    Not that I am excited about all this potential for Justin/Gwen ripoffage.

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  • 10:01 PM | Blogger Adem IAR said...
    Oh most definitely. I actually had an interesting discussion about this mans comments last night with some friends at dinner, and we all agreed it was just such an off-center comment to be making in relation to someone who's famed for putting on live shows... around the world, not just in the one stadium.

    I fear for the next album, but all this talk of JT/Timberland doing a few songs, Phar doing a couple, Stuart doing a few and Felix Da Housecat doing a few... I dunno, if all those names are indeed connected with the project, it's going to be a schizophrenic record. She had a lot going on with the "Bedtime Stories" album in the way of producers though, and I definitely don't think that is one of her strongest records (great singles).

    But because I am DISGUSTINGLY biased when it comes to Lady M I will most probably love it to death. She's really my only proper weakness, I just can't not lap anything she does up. Little sad? haha... maybe!

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