According to a source that is probably not very reliable, Big Brother is set to return to Australian television sets in JUST OVER A MONTH'S TIME. Forget the contestants, forget the Diary-room drama's, forget the weekly task, forget Bree, Fryzie and Mike, and FORGET the up-late game show, for this season - as is the case EVERY SINGLE YEAR - is to be all about the shows wondrous host, Gretel Killeen.

Admire her brilliance. Look at her perfectly flowing hair, the jovial stance she produces with her hands on her hips combined with a knock-out smile, look at those fabulous breasts, those marvellous teeth, et bloody cetera. Isn't she just AMAZING? Haven't you MISSED HER OH SO MUCH?

We've had so many memorable Gretel moments over the last 7 years, but none more so than last year when Gretel got stuck into contestant Michael when he made a comment about clever editing...

"Listen mate, if you're going to tell me when I've worked on a show for six years, that we have edited something..."

And then there was 2005's Grand Finale frock. You may recall it ABSOLUTELY STOLE THE SHOW THAT NIGHT, alongside Vesna's fabulous breasts almost popping out of her top.

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• 5:24 PM |  Scott said...
  Oh - I can't wait.
  
  Gretel really is this country's best host and most exciting interviewer. WHY ISN'T THIS BRILLIANT IMPROVISOR INVITED ON TO THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

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