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Tuesday, February 06, 2007
"...just like that nasty Julia Roberts."

Long time readers will remember quite a while back (like, a year and a half ago) I "allowed" my mother to partake in a couple of exciting stories on this very website. It's been a long time since the lovely woman has been mentioned on here, but one could not help to report the latest hilarious outburst from Mummy Dearest.

This morning, whilst reading her gossip magazines, my mother turned around to me - completely out of the blue - and said "That Lily Allen's a bit of an idiot."

Completely floored, laughing, I asked my mother what had sparked this new display of slight hatred of a woman who - five seconds earlier - was a complete unknown to her. "Was just reading in here that she said people that buy Madonna's albums only buy them because she's famous, and not because the songs are good. She's a cunt, Adem, just like that nasty Julia Roberts."

Well, quite.

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