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Wednesday, November 29, 2006
"My celebrity princess would be Barbie."

In EXACTLY ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, the 2nd season of Australian Princess begins on Channel 10. Jean Broke-Smith (pictured, right) has returned with Paul Burrell for this years most pointless Reality TV quest. This excites me to no end, as you could probably imagine. During the show last year I ran a bit of commentary on said program that strangely proved to be somewhat popular. This year I'll be doing it again, but over on another blog - one which I'll post more details about (hopefully) before the weekend. But probably right after it knowing me.

Anywho, the new Australian Princess website is up and running, with full profiles and pictures of all 12 Pig Farmers competing in this years contest. Stephanie Jenkinson, one of the girls, claims that "My celebrity princess would be Barbie!" when asked who her favourite real life Princess is. Obviously we're in for a
very good year. Lianzi Fields, who will probably go in the first week for this comment alone, says that Camilla Parker Bowels - who is not actually a Princess (running trend, obviously) - is her favourite real life Princess. "She's had to put up with so much, and I like her fashion sense". Lianzi: I like you already. Oh, and she's afraid of bugs and sandwiches, according to her profile.

Sadly, Jackie "Enormous Cunt Face" O is back for another season. But - according to the website - so is Jane Ferguson, proving that there is indeed a god out there, just maybe with a sick sense of humour. And one of the girls competing this year is an "amateur DJ", which probably means she changed the CD a couple of times at her sisters 21st birthday party and nothing more.

OH IT IS FUCKING ON.


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