Monday, October 16, 2006
He/She/It's going crazy just to let me know...
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 Hello, I trust you are all very well. I had a nice weekend, which was spent watching DVDs and complaining about being visible to the general public at several shoddy nightclubs. All this before racing to bed after a weak 2 hours of being away from the home.
The most hilarious thing, however, to have happened to me over the weekend was receiving a charming email from a person named Tish.
"hey regarding your article on your index page about the young divas. Their second single is being released Nov 11th and is not Right about now. Thats the b side you moron. Its called "happening all over again' a 1990 cover of the Lonnie Gordon disco Smash. The other hting is, to be bagging out you rfellow aussie artists makes you something of a fascist. I say you really need to get your facts right matey before advertising this guff of bullshit on your main index page. Your an aussie disgrace."
I find it hard to seriously take on any sort of criticism from someone who:
a) Cannot tell the difference between usage of the words "Your" and "You're".
b) Is also completely unaware as to the correct use of the word "Fascist".
c) Has responded to a postI made in July (!!!!!!!!) of this year which, maybe if Tish was able to read the English language beyond a Grade 2 level, would have realized that there was barely anything offensive in the article about his beloved Young Divas. At least nowhere near as offensive as Tish's poor spelling and horrific grammar in the email they sent through.
And on a final note Tish, I *had* gotten my facts right - for the month of July. My rep from Sony/BMG - The Disco-Cow Quartet's record label (you can read about what a record label is by clicking here) - had notified me BACK IN JULY (3 whole months ago - the number 3 comes shortly after the number 2) that the girls' cover of "Right About Now" would be their next single. Do forgive me if record companies change their minds. Obviously, this is my fault and I should be punished for it, for I am an Aussie disgrace.
Let's just hope my punishment isn't an abundance of readers with the same goings on up-stairs as our dear Tish.
NOW THAT IS ALL OUT OF THE WAY, how exciting is the thought of "our" Young Divas covering Lonnie Gordon's "Happening All Over Again"? Will Fop and I agree that the girls should just release an album of Stock/Aitken/Waterman classics. We also both thought their next single should be a cover of Mel & Kim's "Respectable". Quite fitting really.
3 Comments:
- 5:21 PM | HotstuffFiles said...
I'm sorry, but I have to leave now.
How could I ever come back after reading that!? How!? How!?
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