Friday, August 25, 2006 U & UR HND IZ TTLY LYK 4EVA'Z LOL!!111
P!NK is about to release one of the greatest songs OF THE YEAR. It's called "U & Ur Hand". Incidentally, it's about masturbation, which is a topic P!NK quite enjoys crooning about.
The Origliassos Veronicas have a great song, as you know, called "4Ever". Aside from terrible mobile-phone text speak being used in the titles of both these songs, they also have something else in common. The choruses sound exactly the same.
GASP! It is true. And the reason being may have something to do with the fact that both of these songs were penned by Max Martin. You know, the man who brought us "...Baby One More Time", "Oops! I did Again", pretty much all of NSync's stuff, and more recently Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone". To say he's made a bit of money in the last few years would be quite the understatement.
Anyways, someone on the internet has decided to mash the two songs together, and then mash them again with bits and pieces of each video clip. It needs some work, but is as close to brilliant as we'll probably get, and thanks to the amazing Popjustice and their story on this yesterday, you can watch it here:
NOW. Let us discuss how P!NK's "U & Ur Hand", although released much later, is quite obviously the superior song of the two.
