Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Even Denis Leary sang about me once
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 I am such an asshole.
Whilst having an absolute fit of hysteria with html coding on the website links page, I noticed that I indeed have been a cunt of the highest order and not included a couple of grand sites.
First of all, there is the genius Clem Bastow and her tremendous blog, Lightning Struck Itself. Currently, Clem is trying to decide as to whether she wishes to pursue a career in Air Traffic Control and becoming a sex therapist, amongst other things. She also just happens to be one of the best street press journo's in this country, which obviously means her blog is like a top shelf spirit - ie: VERY GOOD INDEED.
Then, the absolutely wondrous Popalastic.com - based in Australia and full of well written Oz-related pop music intel. It is very good, I have loved it for months, but thanks to the last remains of my frazzled brain only working on the odd occasion, I somehow forgot to add the link to the site when I tizzed it up.
And finally, here is the amazing and downright SPECTACULAR XO's Middle Eight, which is probably one of the most interesting websites you will ever head on over to. Xolondon, who runs this fabulous blog, is also a big fan of coloured text, which I completely approve of. I must say though, I'm not as much of a prick for not placing this site up on the links page as I am with Popalastic - I only discovered XO's marvelous place on the web last week. I believe the relaunch may have happened prior to that week. So there is an excuse for that, but, again, not one of decent explanation for failing to add the 'lastic.
Thank heavens then that I have now updated the links page. All three of these magnificent sites are now 'live' in said section.
NOW. The pretty picture of Axle Whitehead is there for a reason. After inspecting this weekends Video Hits on Channel 10, it was nice to see that Axle's role as a music television host has somewhat improved. Greatly. Which of course makes it much easier to find him attractive, does it not? Yes, he started off as a bit of a wanker, but my god, somewhere between a few weeks ago and Sunday morning, he actually turned into a proper host. One that looks like he now knows what he's doing! When did this happen? Overnight? I can't think of any other explanation. THIS NEW FOUND AXLE LOVE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REALLY NICE DREAM I HAD WITH HIM IN IT THE OTHER NIGHT. NOTING AT ALL.
Before any of you get ready to fire up the comments with "Adem IAR, you have actually lost the fucking plot, haven't you?", WAIT TILL YOU HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY NEXT.
Kyle Sandilands, judge on Australian Idol. His comments so far this season on the show have - I'd hate to say it - not only been funny, but on the mark pretty much every time. I'm fairly certain he has the same idea going through his head as we all do: "Please, no more ugly Idols."
In the space of two nights, Kyle has managed to spit forth some of the greatest insults seen in the shows history. Let's take a look at a couple of the highlights:
"You look like a snake that's just eaten a goat."
"You really need to shave those pubes off your head."
"Just bear in mind that this is not Catholic Idol."
If he ever says "you're a bit shit, aren't you?", then I will probably hail him a national hero.
It makes you wonder why he's still with Tamara Jabber though, doesn't it? Maybe she has a lovely personality. Or maybe he finally put that mouth of hers to some good use.
2 Comments:
- 10:55 AM | Woodsman said...
Adem IAR, you have actually lost the fucking plot, haven't you?
I do wish i didnt have a secret pervy crush on Kyle sometimes though - why oh why am i addicted to the stocky hursuite individual.
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- 11:24 AM | Glitz of St Moritz said...
Although stylish and fashionable at times, WHAT A TOOL!!
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20670894-2,00.html
Read your heart out young whitehead groupies.......again for those who missed it, Tooooool!!
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