Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Big Brother 06: "Like recovering from surgery"
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 I'm not going to say much about this years Australian Big Brother Finale. I'm still very confused as to who this "Tilli" person they kept going about last night is, but alas, nothing too exciting to convince me to spend actual minutes of my time doing some kind of "Finale-wrap-up" like I did last year.
I mean really, what can be said about the most boring Big Brother House we've seen?
Let's not say anything, and simply take a look at one of the genius trains of conversation between 2005 housemate Vesna and Big Brother. If there had been a moment even the slightest bit as funny as this was, maybe things would have been a lot easier to watch this year.
Vesna: Big Brother.
Big Brother: Vesna.
V: Umm. I just wanted to know why didn't you help me when they were throwing me in the pool?
BB: Can you not swim?
V: I can. But... they exposed my whole snatch to the whole Australia... and I wasn't waxed! Properly!
BB: ... so you were concerned about the exposure?
V: Of my snatch.
BB: To use your terms... was your.... 'snatch'... in any danger?
V: No. My snatch was not in danger. But my snatch was in danger of being exposed. As I did not choose to expose my snatch I had no choice in the matter.
BB: Do you feel sexually harassed?
V: No. I don't feel sexually harassed. I do feel harassed. And I would like to know if you could give me a bottle of laxatives so I can put it in their food.
I rest my case.
2 Comments:
- 11:15 AM | Woodsman said...
How is she not Australian of the Year?
Did you hear the horrific Igor on Nova Breakfast yesterday morning talking about his 30th birthday party - Vesna went. Um WHY? Vesna darling, please realise that you are above such human flotsom - perhaps you should have just sent Hotdogs along in your place. On the upside Paul was also there on all accounts and hopefully they fell in love and they can have many many FREAKY children.
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- 9:50 PM | im-always-right.com said...
She's amazing. I managed to find about 3 episodes of BB Uncut from last year where she takes up a lot of screen time, and I've spent my evening in at home tonight watching them.
It's actually been the best 2 and a half hours of television i've seen since I saw Vesna the first time around LAST YEAR.
God bless her.
I've found her salon. I think I may make an appointment.
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