Surprisingly, Beyonce's rather average new single has a rather nauseating video clip. In quite possibly the most hilarious turn of events against a pop star in years, a good 5620 fans of Beyonce Knowles have decided that the current video clip for her new single "Deja Vu" is just not good enough. So much so, they've all signed a petition REQUESTING BEYONCE RE-SHOOT THE VIDEO CLIP TO MEET THEIR REQUIREMENTS.
OH. MY. GOD.
Isn't it about time SOMEONE'S fans fucking did this? How many Saturday Mornings watching Music Television have flown by over my life? You can just imagine then, how many of those mornings I have spent screaming at the TV, wanting to hurl objects of a sharp nature at so many popstars I love to death purely because of their shithouse videos.
And now, thanks to a group of disgruntled Beyonce fans, you too can take a stand. This petition is very much worth signing, because the aforementioned video clip really IS as terrible as the fans claim.
Let's take a look at it for those of you who've not seen it yet.
Hmmm. Would anyone like a pain-killer?
So whilst Beyonce frolics about corn fields (!!!???) and dry roots Jay-Z (for goodness sakes Beyonce, HE IS OFFENSIVE ENOUGH TO LOOK AT WITHOUT HAVING TO STARE AT YOU PRACTICALLY BEGGING - WITH YOUR EYES - FOR HIM TO PUT HIS COCK IN YOU. YOU GROTTY WOMAN.), her fans have decided that this is not right at all.
The petition claims that the video needs a re-shoot because:
A) There is no clear story or theme to the video. B) The dancing is erratic, confusing and alarming at times. C) The sexual themes and shots between Ms. Knowles and Mr. Sean Carter PKA Jay-Z, are alarming and show unacceptable interactions between the two. D) The fashion in this video, while haute-couture, is unbelievable and ridiculous. E) The editing, while professionally done, causes one to get dizzy and disoriented. F) The overall feel of the video leaves a sense of much to be desired. G) The video is very disappointing and is not a clear representation of any of the songs themes.
Genius.
View - and then sign - the full petition here. Big thanks to the brilliant Scott from Scott 2 Be Certain for pointing this absolute gem my way...
Is there a petition to have the entire song pulled off the release schedule?
