Hello all of my dear Australian viewers, friends and family of IAR.

As you may already be well aware, this years OZ Big Brother has been "a bit shithouse", and has made an entire nation long for the return of such riotous characters as Vesna, Hot Dogs and, god forbid, even Constance (by day, she's a former Big Brother housemate, but by night, she's actually Kelly Clarkson). In fact, the longing has managed to extend to such horrific lengths as the Paddle Pop Lion herself, Chrissy. However I'm quite 100% certain that no one really misses Geneva or Rita.

Anyways, It seems that Big Brother *may* or *may not* be up to something that involves previous housemates. Some strange poll has just gone 'live' on the Big Brother Website, one which allows you to choose which housemate, out of the last six seasons of the show, you've absolutely loved AND the one you've absolutely loved to hate.

http://bigbrother.3mobile.com.au/allstars.asp

When you click on that link, your duty as a devoted Australian Reader of IAR is to vote Vesna as your favourite housemate, and Hot Dogs as the one you loved to hate. Because if they're going to do something with any of the previous housemates, they are, quite simply, the only two that will provide everyone with the required comical relief needed after this years absolute travesty and lack of personality in housemates.

Here is a helpful diagram which will help you to model the look of your own voting form.



Amazing.

If you need a memory-re-jog as to why Vesna, in particular, was so amazing, let us take a look at some of her more memorable quotes. Most of them are during arguments with Hot Dogs.

"I'm not posing!"
"Not sucking, Not sucking on nothing!"
"*HIGH PITCHED SCREAM*"
"Et Cetera"

I'm guessing that you're sold, aren't you? Now go vote.

x IAR.

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2 Comments:

• 4:13 PM |  Woodsman said...
  I heart Vesna too but unfortunately I voted for Paul (cos he made Merlin cry) and Aaron cos he is the only housemate in history who could safely be described as "hot diggity".
  
  PS Hotdogs! Are u mad?????? He was a twit. Sure Vesna had some massive blues at him but that was only because there was nobody else to blue with - her and Paul would have been dynamite!
  
  PPS The big girl in me who is addicted to Bounty Pods also loved Chrissy.

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• 12:00 PM |  im-always-right.com said...
  You know, I vaguely remember getting extremely hot and bothered in the pants whenever Aaron came on the screen that season. He became slightly less hot though when he had that big flare up at Shannon.
  
  The only reason I chose Hotdogs was because they both live together at the moment (along with vesna's sister... can you just IMAGINE the madness in that house??!!), which, you've gotta admit, would make for entertaining viewing.
  
  Paul and Vesna hey? Oh now that WOULD be something...

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