Monday, May 15, 2006
Zzzzzzzzzzz'ing With The "Stars"
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 I like Shane Warne. I really do.
He's a bit of a dickhead when it comes to women but, you know, he's sort of a funny one at times too.
One look at Shane's future ex-wife, Simone Warne, and you could almost forgive him for screwing around on her a total of 624 times. What a fucking bland, boring and monotone mole she is.
My hatred for Simone began shortly after Dancing With The Stars began this year. Anyone who saw even five minutes of footage containing Simone on the show simply cannot make any other claim that doesn't include the line "Well, honestly, she put me to sleep".
But today I'm here to discuss Simone's "latest" interview with New Idea Magazine. This particular interview marks her 8,937th interview with the rag in less than 2 months. Apparently, Simone claims she'll "revert to my maiden name as soon as the divorce is finalized, and wipe all traces of him from my life."
Does "all traces of him from my life" include any of the money he plans on giving her in the divorce?
I didn't think so.
What on EARTH would we do in this country without the classy journalism featured in such women's mags as New Idea and Woman's Day?
BONUS! Take a look at Warney parading about in rather thought provoking tighty-whitey underdacks whilst "entertaining" some unknown Aussie beauties! Photo 1 | Photo 2 | Photo 3 | Photo 4
2 Comments:
- 5:49 PM | Woodsman said...
I am happy to admit that i would very much love to bonk Mr Warne - he has a bulge only second to Matthew Hoggard (England fastbowler) in world cricket.
Though, the playboy jocks really must go.
I also could not agree more with you on Simone Warne - v boring and v dental technician.
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