It seems we are approaching Day 3 (The Day 1 account can be found here) of the nations un-Australian Gretel Killeen Witch-hunt, much to my disgust. It seems that every Big Brother Fansite, every online forum and even a few radio stations are actually continuing with this nonsense requesting Gretel either quit or be fired from her job as Australia's greatest Television Host.

YES. She fucked up on Monday.
YES. Her outfits have not been as memorable *so far* as last year.
YES. She *really* fucked up on Monday.

But for crying out loud, one small fuck up and a few maternity-wear-looking-outfits and that's it, that's the end? We all know she regrets doing what she did on Monday's nominations show, and we also know that the amazing gown she has planned for the Big Brother Finale is going to, quite literally, BLOW OUR MINDS AWAY, so why the CONSISTENT HOSTILITY?

Did anyone catch that moron Michael last night on Rove? Claiming Mike Goldman or Fryzie (!!!!!!!) would do a better job at hosting Big Brother than Gretel? So how are we going to come to a decision on this one Australia: Who is going to host Big Brother next year? Let's try and figure out which one is going to lose the LEAST amount of hair by next year, and give them the job? ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL??

I do know one thing. If they decide next year Gretel will have nothing to do with the show, I will not be watching, nor will many of my friends and family. We all tune in every year purely because of Gretel. Hell, It's why I started watching it from the word go. And if she's gone, so am I.

ISN'T THIS ALL JUST SO TERRIBLE?! And I am not ashamed to say that I indeed lost quite a lot of sleep last night because I was worried about Gretel's job, even though I'm very well aware that Gretski works for 10, will always have a job with them and is currently writing a drama series for them which will, no doubt, be the greatest thing to ever appear on Australian Television (aside from, of course, the woman herself).

I'm going to leave you with some words of wisdom I managed to find (amongst pages and pages of terror and utter bullshit) over on the BehindBigBrother.com forums, from a wise person who has a picture of Ellen DeGeneres as their avatar and goes by the name of D.J. Rocksa:

"Everyone here is constantly bashing Gretel, talking about her age and physical appearance throughout the years. People are always talking about her incompetence as a host, yet the only actual thing that anyone is able to talk about is what happened with Michael over the last two days.

Please, could someone give me actual examples of her poor hosting when it comes to other housemates, most of whom seem to really enjoy talking to her?

I would also like to know if Michael would have this opinion of replacing Gretel before he entered the house."

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• 1:15 PM |  TallulahBelle said...
  Mikey saying that Gretel isn't a good host and that Mike G or Fryzie would be better is to me, just another example of the little fucker's sexism. Why not Bree? I mean, if you're going to the ridiculous lengths of suggesting that Fryzie - one of the LEAST competent hosts of anything I've ever seen, he's only marginally less repulsive and inadequate a host than Hotdogs - would be better then Gretel, then why not Bree? They're both as inept as each other. Michael has always come across as the worst type of sexist guy to me, he thought Krystal was ACE until he realised she and her mum had put one over on him, during the Insider Reveal debacle he practically begged for the guys to forgive him but got angry with the girls for being upset with him. I've said it before, if you disagree with him and have breasts its because you're not as smart as him, if you disagree with him and have a dick then your opinion is worth listening to.
  
  Can we get Team Gretel shirts?

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• 6:29 PM |  sazzie said...
  yours fuken dumb man.. fuekn get a life.. if u didnt notice.. Bree actually bad mouthed Michael because of the invluence she got from fuken gretel.. Gretel is a whore hu had no respect wotsoever for Michael.. interrupting him and even trying to humiliate him on nation tv. if u didnt even fuken notice.. he had no FUKEN CHOICE of being the insider.. HE had no fuken choice of wen he can reveal he was the insider.. AND he had no FUKEN chance in explaining to the big brother housemates abt his situation.. so FUKEn get ur UFKEN facts right because i recokn many people will be pissed if that happened to them..

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• 6:29 PM |  sazzie said...
  yours fuken dumb man.. fuekn get a life.. if u didnt notice.. Bree actually bad mouthed Michael because of the invluence she got from fuken gretel.. Gretel is a whore hu had no respect wotsoever for Michael.. interrupting him and even trying to humiliate him on nation tv. if u didnt even fuken notice.. he had no FUKEN CHOICE of being the insider.. HE had no fuken choice of wen he can reveal he was the insider.. AND he had no FUKEN chance in explaining to the big brother housemates abt his situation.. so FUKEn get ur UFKEN facts right because i recokn many people will be pissed if that happened to them..

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