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Friday, March 03, 2006
Poor Javine: Part 87,973

It really was only a matter of time before shit hit the fan for Jav-Jav again.

Several months back I told you of her drink spiking episode. Well it seems the trusty ol' drink has gotten her into muddy waters once more, this time because she decided to go driving whilst downing a couple of Vodka shots.


Police alcohol test results showed that Javine was more than twice the legal limit to be driving, and was seen cutting in front of busses with her
convertible Mercedes, not indicating when turning (!!!!!), and generally being a bit of a wanker, with a friend sucking down a bottle of Vodka in the back seat.

Thanks to her ridiculously stupid behavior, Javine now has to pay a One Thousand Pound
fine (!!!! WHERE WILL SHE LIVE, WHAT WILL SHE EAT, ETC!!!), and is without a drivers license for the next 18 months.

And all because she was driving a friend to work.

I know! I am as shocked and floored as you would be. Javine has an actual friend. Fancy that.

BONUS! Relive the very moment Javine's luck began to take a slightly pear shaped turn!


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