Thursday, March 09, 2006
Oh It's ON...
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 By now you have probably heard the awesome news.
I have been wetting myself for the past couple of weeks over it. Absolutely WETTING MYSELF. Never in my wildest dreams had I thought my favourite Television program of 2005 would be returning to our screens. The last I had heard, it hadn't rated too well and the possibility of its return for a second season were slim to none.
OH, BUT HOW WRONG WE ALL WERE TO THINK THAT SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS POOR RATINGS WOULD STOP THE MYSTICAL QUEST FOR THE NEXT AUSTRALIAN PRINCESS.
Oh, It's ON.
A while back, I got the most amazing press release sent to me in, what I feel, reality television history. In short, this is what it said.
-----Original Message-----
From: Granada Productions
Sent: Monday, 20 February 2006 12:07 PM
Subject: AUSTRALIAN PRINCESS SEASON 2
AUSTRALIAN PRINCESS IS COMING BACK IN TWO THOUSAND AND FUCKING SIX ONE ELEVEN ELEVEN ELEVEN E L E V E N ! ! ! !
Please note that only the first 4 lines of the above published email were actually in the original press release.
"ISN'T THIS ALL A BIT EXCITING?!" - You.
Yes, YES IT IS!!
"WHY HAVEN'T YOU PUBLISHED THE ACTUAL PRESS RELEASE?!" - You.
Because you can now find it over on the official Australian Princess Website. Hurrah!
Do YOU think you could be the next Australian Princess? I'm trying to recruit as many female IAR readers as possible to submit an entry because I want them to fill us ALL in on the gossip as the show is screening I want them to punch Jackie O right in the undies I think it would be nice.
So, what on earth are you waiting for? Right click here and download an entry form! If I had my very own vagina I'd have done so myself!
2 Comments:
- 4:35 PM | Woodsman said...
THANK FUCK. I can't wait.
PS Why aren't Ally and Abby far more famous than they actually are???? I think they would make co-hosts of the Logies.
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