Wednesday, March 15, 2006
No Pop Please, We're Aussies!
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 Have you taken a look at this weeks ARIA chart?
Bit bloody disgraceful really, isn't it?
I suggest you make yourself comfortable as I take a look at some of the bold, the beautiful, and the Westlife, that are polluting themselves about the chart this week.
High Point:
TV Rock are still number #1, even though that spot will more than likely be Madonna's next week, and rightfully so, seeing as she debuted at a disappointing #4 with "Sorry". TV Rock's Grant Smillie may be quite absolutely drop dead fucking sexy nice to look at now that he's shaved off that disgusting moustache, but this does not excuse him from keeping Madonna off the top spot. That goes for you too Mr. Bob Sinclair.
Low Point:
Numbers #14, #15 and #16 are dreadful. Eminem, Notorious B.I.G. and Daddy Yanke - all artists that - as far as I was aware - have since passed on and should not be releasing music outside of the United States, where it seems they care for these "sorts". But I really wouldn't know because I've never claimed to be all that ghetto (except for when I wear my 'Fergie' hat whilst drunk at the pub dancing to "My Humps"). If they're not actually dead than it's obviously just their music that smells similar to that of a rotting corpse in Werribee.
High Point:
Youth Group's "Forever Young" debuting at #2. I KNOW. Mr IAR probably shouldn't like this. But he does. It is absolutely breathtaking and positively shits all over the original or the previous six thousand covers of it. There is a really awesome house remix I heard at a club over the weekend of it and I'm absolutely DYING to hear it again, so if you have it on your PC, send the sound file to this email address. Cheers. (Anyone who sends me the quite good, but not quite what I'm after early 90's happy hardcore version of Interactive's "Forever Young" will suffer some serious consequences.)
Low Point:
Madonna's at Number #4 (she should be at Number #1, Number #3 the VERY LEAST!) with "Sorry", Girls Aloud's "Biology" has slumped 6 spots in its third week to Number #36, and Annie's totally ace "Chewing Gum" debuts at Number #46. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
High Point:
The Sugababes' "Ugly" has gone back up in the chart, which is probably a good thing seeing as there is many a mumble about the girls coming to Australia for a promo tour. Let's hope they don't follow the same promo tour schedule as Girls Aloud did last month though.
Low Point:
Australia is still listening to - and buying - Westlife's single and album.
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At least one of the charts this week is totally ace. That being the ARIA Club Chart.
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