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Monday, March 27, 2006
"...And I cried."

Back in February I ran a little competition asking you, the readers, to send me a tale which demonstrated your honest-to-god hatred for Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, after he may or may not have slagged off the lovely boys from McFly.

Anywho, I'm finally getting around to sending the poor winner their bloody prize pack which consists of a 2006 CSR Radio Sampler featuring tracks from
Bananarama and Dannii Minogue, and singles including Ernesto vs Bastian's "Dark Side of The Moon", D.O.N.S feat. Technotronic's "Pump Up the Jam", Lovemakers' "This Feeling" and The Stafford Brothers' "More Than A Feeling", all with special thanks to Central Station Records.

Congratulations to
Gareth Clark from Melbourne, Australia, for providing me with the most hilarious entry, your CDs will be on their way and in the post this Thursday... Hurrah!

Gareth discussed, all in great detail, how Daniel had a serious drug addiction, frequented G.A.Y. at the Astoria and preferred the men in his life to be a bit older, something about Daddies and Bears I believe. But what sealed the deal, well, have a read for yourselves as to what Gareth's responses were to a couple of Radcliffe Quotes...

"I don't mind being around girls" - Not the phrase any straight 16 year old male with about $60 Million in the bank would be sprouting. Even Aaron Carter hooked into Nikki Webster.

"I cried when I saw my name in the end credits!" - Imagine what Brokeback Mountain is going to do to this guys head?

"I played a trick on the make-up department (It is called theft when you use it out of hours Daniel) where I put a fake blood capsule in my mouth, pretended to trip on the stairs and let the blood come out of my mouth. They really fell for it, then they chased after me with a water pistol." - And once they caught him, the nasty make-up man tied him to the wall and whipped him with his nasty foundation brush until he simply could take the pain no more.

"I was in the bath when I found out that I got the Harry Potter lead. I heard the phone ring downstairs, and later my dad came up to me and said, 'Guess who they want to play Harry Potter?'. And I cried." - Child Abuse anyone?

Well I am most definitely looking forward to catching Harry Potter & The Ringlet Of Fire...

Quite.


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