Thursday, January 12, 2006
Fuck Hoff...
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 There's a new man in town, and he's doing the rounds of your email inbox.
The phenomenon that was is getting an endless amount of Hoff emails sent to you, although they don't look set to cease any time soon, they will, however, slow down for a bit to pave the way for a much funnier and, dare we say it, spunkier, comical icon in the form of Chuck Norris.
The comedy comes in the form of facts... Did you know that....?
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris does not have AIDS. But he gives it to people anyway.
- Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
- Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
There's about 200 more of these hilarious 'facts' going around. Of course, we cant send you the emails we've gotten about the man, but we can indeed point you in the direction of THE GREATEST WEBSITE IN THE HISTORY OF PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
If Paris were to comment, she'd say "That's hot".
Then, Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick her swiftly in the head.
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