Monday, November 14, 2005
Dirty Son Of A Gun
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 So we're not really having much bloody luck at all this month, are we?
A long(ish) Australian Princess report was all ready to go, and the PC decided to shit itself.
And as hilarious and charming as it probably was, you'll never get to read it and we certainly won't be trying to conduct the same product all over again.
So, without further ado, Highlights and tidbits from/on Aus Princess: In point form.
- Wendy called Jean a "Funny Old Thing".
- The men taking the girls around the UK were just average plebs who work (!!!!!) for a living. One of them works in a jewel shop. A SHOP!!! Was there an outage of unemployed and somewhat rich male offcuts related to Fergie or something?
- Laura K, on shooting, said "I was just happy to be holding a gun".
- Abby insisted Laura K would return to stripping.
- Abby has obviously forgotten that Laura K will probably win this competition.
- Abby is just jealous she couldn't embark on a stripping career even if she wanted to.
- Laura K looked amazing.
- Wendy insinuated the other girls were whores. We couldn't agree more.
- James Whitaker is a fucking moron and should have that street light yanked from out his arsehole.
- Paul Burrell should have been in the car that night with Diana, not Dodi.
- There really isn't enough Jane Ferguson being shown anymore.
- Thank god Melissa is gone.
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