Thursday, October 06, 2005
West Side till I "Di"
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 What an absolute car crash of a television program.
So much so, we decided a good half hour before the first episode had even begun, that we would not be indulging in the 30 minutes of television airtime it took up.
Into the IAR-Automobile we hopped and made our way to the "video" store (remember them?!) to hire some "DVD's". The fact that we may or may not have been inebriated on something is possibly the reason why we hired 7 (count that - seven) South Park titles, but whilst we were browsing through, we felt the cold winds of possibly being ambushed by an original episode of Popstars.
To our horror, the "video" store had "Australian Princess" playing. And Jackie O's vile/vulgar/ grotesque /slutty face was beamed across the 10 televisions they had in the store. Then, to make things even more appalling, the contestants were discussing Princess Diana and how tragic it was when she died. The following quote is a re-enactment of some bitch's original quote of what went 'down' in her mind when Princess Diana passed on...
"When I heard she (Princess Diana) died, I couldn't believe it. I kept saying "NO It's not true". It couldn't be true, you know, like 2pac."
Like 2pac. Amazing.
For the whole 25 minutes it took us to choose seven South Park titles, we managed to see enough of the show to come racing back home in aid of not missing out on the first elimination.
Now, not only are we possibly hooked on the worst television show since Let Loose Live!, we still haven't watched ANY of those South Park titles.
Fuck.
4 Comments:
- 2:45 PM | Woodsman said...
It was pure television gold. I cant believe Mimi McPherson didnt get a gig though!
And where was Prince Lorenzo of Monaco for his tidbits of advice???
Jackie O is the devil.
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- 3:38 PM | Scott said...
Yes, every time I see Jackie O all I can think about is a gaping cunt, which she has and is.
A horrendous thought for many various but inter-related reasons.
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- 2:05 PM | popgoescanberra said...
I adored it. Wonderfully trashy. I like the stripper the best I think. And the woggy 2Pac girl. And the deportment woman who says "I find her...empty."
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- 8:10 PM | The Expert said...
I know who is going to win :P (im from the UK by the way and I know whos going to win)
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