Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Slash's Snakepit
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 Seeing as we've only just ended our mourning process in regards to the end of Six Feet Under, it's nice to now that another show of equal brilliance has taken its place as our favourite television program.
Nip/Tuck is back (well over in the states anyways - we'll be getting it on Australian screens over the summer time), and after watching the first few episodes, we can safely say it is the 2nd best thing on television in the world right now (with Australian Princess being the 1st).
Because we don't want to ruin the show for any of you who haven't been partaking in illegal activity and downloading the torrents like us common criminals, we shall not go into too much detail as to what happens. But some very important things happen in the first episodes that you should know about right now:
- Ava (Famke Janssen) returns. (Hurrah!)
- Someone from Picket Fences makes a cameo.
- Vanessa Redgrave smokes a bong.
We're not kidding either. How amazing is this season going to be if all that only happens in the first three episodes?
You will, however, remember the last season ended with an almighty cliffhanger from hell, involving luscious Julian McMahon, and THIS:
 We know. It was hard to see that face again too.
How sad is it that we lie awake at night worried someone with that mask is going to break in through our front door, paralyse us and slice apart our faces? It is probably even more embarrassing that we are more frightened of ever seeing that mask worn by a living being outside of television than we are frightened of a potential terrorist attack.
It is this very mask, that has achieved something only the 'Scream' mask wished it had. Filling us (and hopefully others) with more fear than Cheyne Coates fears glasses of water.
Please excuse us now. We have to cautiously go outside to check the mail.
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