Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Mum & Get It
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 We've had an overwhelming response (no, seriously we have) asking where our dearly beloved Mother has gone since she helped us review the Rachel Stevens album back in September. We've even had a marriage proposal emailed to us.
Quite.
Indeed, we have been trying to rip her away from her gardening to help us review more albums, but nothing has quite grabbed her since Rachel's collection of goods.
Mum's response to the Sugababes album?: "What is this shit? Don't bother me with such nonsense."
Mum's response to the Jo O'Meara album?: "Turn that whinging cunt off."
Mum's response to the Liberty X album?: "Oh for god sakes just leave me alone. Who in gods name are Liberty X? I've never even heard of these idiots. Please put something else on."
See. You cannot say we haven't tried, it's just our mother is rather difficult knows what she likes, and more importantly, detests what she does not.
So the next appearance from the great lady will have to hold off until Madonna's new album is released. She likes Madonna. And won't review anything other than that, according to her. So November it is.
But for those of you who have already become quite the 'Ardcore fans, here's a little incident that occurred earlier this week that involved Mum and Rachel Stevens. After returning from the movies, being "treated" (!!!!) to the "amazing" (!!!!!!!!!) Deuce Bigalow 2, mum excitedly told us that:
"Your friend (!!!!!!!) was in the movie we saw tonight, that Rachel Stevens lass, bless her heart. Her song was at the end of it all too! You should really go watch it. It's not a very good movie at all, but she's quite nice."
And there you go.
4 Comments:
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- 1:32 PM | Scott said...
Oh, poor Rachel. I'm so glad she has your Mum's support.
I've been thinking about anagrams for Rachel. Any further single will probably:
CHART ELEVENS
Or less, which is so sad.
I can just see the Daily Mirror reporting Rachel Stevens' music:
REVEALS STENCH
But I hope not.
Now. To more important topics you raise. What of the Sugababes' album, in your esteemed opinion.
And, specifically, what of the ability of Mutya Buena to "shimmy", in that video, merely months after birthing spawn?
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- 1:42 PM | im-always-right.com said...
Those anagrams are quite sad yet amusing all the same. Poor Rachel indeed.
Sugababes Album = Not bad at all, but was expecting better. There's more filler on there than expected, but the absolute pearlers (It aint easy, Ace Reject, Red Dress, Ugly and of course Push the button) are simply mindblowing.
Mutya is capable of absolutely anything. Surely anyone with the name Mutya is bound to be regarded as a christ-like figure.
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- 3:15 PM | Scott said...
Not by Siobhan Donaghey, I wouldn't imagine.
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