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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Madonna in "Offensive Jokes are quite funny!" Shocker!!

We're extremely 'Rocco-Crazy' today, with music orientated documentaries flying in and out of the office (Rachel, Girls Aloud and now this). On Friday evening in the USA, Madonna's new tour rockumentary "In Bed With Madonna Version 2.0" "Truth Or Double Dare" "I'm Going To Tell You A Secret" will screen on MTV.

There is a 10 minute "sneak-peak" floating around online, and in it, Madonna, mother of two children, laughs quite ferociously at a joke told by Jacques Lu Cont (aka Stuart Price):

"What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds? There's 20 of them"

Madge also decides that, prior to telling her handful of dancers they're going to be apart of her tour, asking if "Any of you smoke crack?" is an admirable ice-breaker and worthy question prior to employment. But the real clincher is that we think one of them possibly DOES admit to smoking crack. This is fine by Madonna however, she just asks him to do it "less".

Her dancers also seem to be quite jovial, with one looking a bit like Dougie Poynter, and another who loves to flash her underwear and seems to generally be quite endearingly psychotic.


There is also another scene, in which Madonna and dancers are discussing the significance of the religious costumes for one of the songs in the tour. Mo then tells them to "Obey the laws of the universe!"

This is going to be absolutely fucking sensational.


2 Comments:

  • 10:29 AM | Blogger Woodsman said...
    Shouldnt the punchline be, "there is 20 of them"???

    Kind Regards
    Dolly Dunn.

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  • 11:25 AM | Blogger im-always-right.com said...
    You know, this is further proof that adding content to this site after polishing off a bottle of wine is probably not the best idea in the world.

    Thanks Dolly!!

    x iar.

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