Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Dirty Little Secret
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 So thanks to an amazing reader of the site, last night we sat down in the comfort of our lounge room to watch the new Madonna documentary "I'm Going To Tell You A Secret".
It is quite good. Obviously, this time round there is no fellatio performance art demonstrated with mineral water bottles, nor are there any hands inserting themselves into anyones crotch.
However, it does reveal quite a few things that we found all a bit surprising. Yes, it is indeed time for another round of "What we have learnt"...
- Guy Ritchie is probably the funniest man in existence. He goes to pubs and gets quite drunk instead of watching his wifes show, sings Irish pub songs and drinks while driving.
- Rocco Ritchie is probably the funniest child in existence. He tells sister Lourdes to "Shut Up" on several occasions, and then attacks her - and the hotel room - with a plastic sword.
- Michael Moore likes Madonna, and Madonna wants him cloned. (!!!!!!!)
- Nobody Knows Me is MUCH better live than it is on the American Life album.
- Mirwais-who?
And although Madonna, Rocco, Guy and of course Donna DeLory are all fabulous in this rockumentary, the real scene theif would have to be this man:
 That is Stuart Price. Jacques Lu Cont to some of you. He's an absolute genius and an obvious comedian. Someone, give this man his own television show, whattaguy! We really would like to keep him as our own teller of Dirty-jokes-about-kids slash producer, but apparently kidnapping is "illegal" or some shit like that.
Anywho, we got on the blower today to MTV Australia, in the misty search for a possible date when this little movie would be screened here. After being on hold for most of our lunchbreak, we were notified that "It is rather uncertain. It may well not (be screened in Australia) and could go straight to DVD."
Gasp etc.
We'll keep you updated when we know more. Until then you'll just have to take our word for it as being magnificent and all that.
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