Friday, September 16, 2005
Things To Make & Do
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As we prepare ourselves for the weekend, we thought we'd leave you with a top 10 list of things to "make and do" this Saturday and Sunday. The increasing amount of 'lists' that keep appearing on this site are due to a complete lack of inspiration merely here by your request.
 01. FIND A LONG, STURDY STICK...
...and impress your friends and family with your amazing Ruslana impersonations.
 02. PRE-ORDER RACHEL'S NEW ALBUM...
...and relax in the comfort of knowing you've made the most amazing contribution to keeping pop music alive. Just Click!
 03. SPEND 20 MINUTES ADMIRING KELLY CLARKSON...
...because she's the first International Mega-Superstar in possibly forever, that is bringing her Australian tour to GEELONG. Unbelievable really.
 04. SEND UNIVERSAL MUSIC AUSTRALIA AN EMAIL...
...explaining that you will be killing yourself if McFly don't have anything released in Australia by Christmas. Do that here.
 05. CLICK HERE...
...and visit EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE we've listed in our AMAZING new 'Websites To Worship' page. It truly is just outstanding.
 06. GO TO THE MOVIES...
...purchase a ticket to 'The Dukes Of Hazard', and see why Johnny Knoxville is one of the most luscious men on the planet. Dear lord.
 07. PURCHASE SOMETHING TRULY SHIT ON EBAY...
...like this brilliant waterproof 'pill holder'. Store your favorite prescription pills such as Xanax, or hide that 'Green Mitsubishi' you're taking to Godskitchen in a few weeks.
 08. GO TO YOUR LOCAL MUSIC OUTLET...
...and purchase the brand new Princess Superstar CD "My Machine", which is just nuts in all the right ways. "Do yourself a favor, and grab this", or something like that. So there you go.
 09. PRAY WITH US...
...that the movie version of the greatest novel EVER written will not be total utter shit, and will actually be miraculously outstanding. It's quite paramount this is the case.
 10. GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER...
...and pour yourself a stiff drink. It's Friday!! (or, for Scott: Investigate the metaphysical limitations of basic existence.) Enjoy your weekend folks, see you on Monday!
x iar.
6 Comments:
- 4:25 PM | Scott said...
I'm not sure that getting off my computer and pouring myself a drink on Friday actually falls within the scope of "things to make and do this Saturday and Sunday".
Unless perhaps "Investigate the metaphysical limitations of basic existence" is a late addition to the list? (After "Get back to Scott about the Top 5" etc., of course.)
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- 4:34 PM | im-always-right.com said...
Scott, you have indeed found the glitch in the Matrix.
The truth is, after the top 9, there just seemed to be nothing left to do. But 9 isn't a very good chart system is it?
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- 4:41 PM | Scott said...
Perhaps Number 10 could be purchasing THIS:
http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/simpleSearch.do?pGroupID=-1&simpleSearchString=jo+o%27meara&primaryID=-1&btnSearchGo.x=25&btnSearchGo.y=8
If only for a laugh.
I tend to think she and Marc-Paul Gosselaar (ex-Saved By The Bell, now on one of those cop shows wielding some phallic power symbol) are THE SAME PERSON.
Your thoughts please.
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- 4:47 PM | im-always-right.com said...
Well I am now wearing half of my late afternoon coffee all down my front, after erupting into a fit of laughter once the pictures loaded.
The striking identical resemblance to MPGosselaar is "uncanny". (Remember the Paul Jennings 'novel' of the same name?!)
Poor Jo... I just cannot take her seriously with a neck/chin like that.
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- 4:56 PM | Scott said...
Now, just to clarify something.
When you say "Admire Kelly Clarkson", do you mean "Kelly Clarkson" or do you mean "Ashley Olsen"?
http://www.foxesonidol.com/images/kelly19.jpg
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- 5:07 PM | im-always-right.com said...
Thought provoking indeed...
One can only hope she shares the same cocaine habit as either of the Olsen's...
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