Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Please cease with your emails of horror and despair...
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 ...we are as DISGUSTED as you lot that the greatest woman alive, Eva Longoria, was cruelly overlooked for an award, much less a nomination at the Emmy Awards this week.
After spending a fair chunk of the week cursing Television, Americans in general and Teri Hatcher for possibly being the cause of this atrocity, we have decided to launch our own awards show, in which Eva Longoria, the greatest woman alive, shall win every single statuette, and even perform an amazing cover of ZZ Top's "Legs", whilst wearing nothing but the pictures silver swimsuit. Naturally, the awards ceremony will be hosted by Gina Lee Nolin and Yumi from Channel V.
This is where you - the disgruntled Emmy's watcher, comes in. If you would like to possibly fund this fantastic awards ceremony, email us. Any donation would be appreciated, but anything less than $300,000.00 is more than likely going to be quite useless to us.
So "dig deep", as those charity folk say.
2 Comments:
- 6:30 AM | McAllister said...
I have to disagree with you on Eva Longoria, I find her a bit of an "attention-ho."
I Love Teri, on the other hand. Have since she was Lois Lane when I was in 3rd grade (oh, sheesh, that was long ago!)
I don't even watch Desperate Housewives, though. Give me Alias anyday!
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- 10:41 AM | im-always-right.com said...
The attention ho aspect is one of the main reasons we love her so much though.
She's just EVERYWHERE! (we do like Teri though, just not as much.)
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