Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Buses & Trains
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 Yes viewers.
That IS Gloria Estefan in the ravishing red jumpsuit to your left.
Indeed, what many have been fearing for years, is about to unleash itself upon us once more. Gloria Estefan is making a comeback, and anyone who stands in her way, will be killed. Or something to that effect.
The average eye may think this screengrab is simply from the Gloria Estefan & The Miami Sound Machine's video "Dr. Beat". But no. No, it's far more sinister than this. It is indeed a grab from the new (!!!!!!!) Mylo vs Miami Sound Machine bootleg, "Dr. Pressure", which has done the rounds on mash-up sites for a few months now.
This week, Glo-Glo and My-lo are in the UK Charts - bulleting in at number #3.
God only knows where she'll debut in Australia when released in a couple of weeks.
Overlooking the fact that this is the 2nd greatest bootleg of the year (following Soulwax's "NY Lipps" of course), the reality of it all is truly sickening. She has new material coming out aside from this masterpiece.
And it's being plonked onto the "Desperate Housewives" Soundtrack. Then, to make it even worse, it's slow, dreary, crap, and probably about victims of hurricane's or tsunami's.
Now, hypothetically speaking, if you had a club "hit" in the charts, were a former pop music diva, and seem to be getting nowhere with your last 600 albums, wouldn't the next step ultimately be to do a "Techno-Cher"?
Isn't that ultimately what all diva's turn into? And don't say you're not looking forward to the next Celine Dion album. Because we ALL know that it'll be filled with Amyl-Nitrate floor-stompers, co-written by Hex Hector and Junior Vasquez. But no, Gloria chooses to live in absolute horrifying denial - not succumbing to her obvious BIRTH RIGHT, and is making us settle for a bootleg. Shame on you Gloria.
It's the end of the world as we know it folks. To celebrate, why not view the outstanding "Dr. Pressure" video clip: either with your Windows Media Player or RealAudio Player. Then, why not treat yourself, and go here to listen to the horrific new Gloria single on her official website. But do be careful. It's almost reminiscent of the soothing sounds of a horse vomiting.
Just a little bit worse though.
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