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Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Push The Buttons

The very amazing Pussycat Dolls release their Australian number #1 smash hit "Don't Cha" this week. It's quite the brilliant song, but what is even more exciting is that - according to "radio", the next Australian single from the Dolls will be the Urban Song of the year, "Buttons".

So do go out and purchase the Dolls RIGHT NOW. It's paramount that we live in a Country that embraces the worlds most amazingly slutty pop group since the Blakeney Twins. You can either go to your favorite CD Stockist, or purchase online here. Fantastic.

But now let us take a look at some of the "highlights" singles wise, being released this week in Australia. After the roaring success (!!!!!) of our amazing McFly and Jo O'Meara charts this week, we've decided to flog the shit out of a dead horse, and use the same method to show you what singles are good, and which ones are not.


1.
Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
AMAZING ETC ETC.


2. Natalie Imbruglia - Counting Down The Days
BRILLIANT SINGLE FROM AMAZING ALBUM.


3. Blaze feat. Barbara Tucker - Most Precious Love
NOT BAD. QUITE DANCEABLE.

4. Fast Crew - The Incredible
ANNOYING, BUT BEARABLE.


5. Black Eyed Peas - Don't Lie
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS QUITE UNLISTENABLE.


6. James Blunt - You're Beautiful
FUCK OFF YOU TERRIBLE MAN. HORRID SONG.

7. Thirsty Merc - When The Weather is Fine
WORST. SONG. OF. THE. YEAR.


8. And that's a wrap.


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