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Friday, July 01, 2005
The Profile From Hell

Full Name: Adem Ali (Recent photograph to your left).

Place of Birth: Geelong, Victoria. Grew up there and still live here today.

Education: Norlane West Primary School then North Geelong High.

Occupation: Credit Management Consultant.

Ambition When Young: To be famous. Or Madonna.

Most loved beverages: Coke, Olde Port, Mango Liquer and Mountain Dew.

Most loved Club Night: I do quite enjoy it when the science club gets together.

Celebrities Most Laughed About: Marie Osmond (Pictured), Sienna Miller,
Melanie B, Melanie C, "Amber Gates", Jordan, and a whole array of other brilliantly shithouse celebs, mainly from the U.K

All Time Pop-Music Line up for a concert: Madonna, Girls Aloud, Rachel
Stevens, The Spice Girls, Bowie, Liza Minelli, McFly, Dannii Minogue, Goldfrapp, Blondie, The Carpenters (I know), Tina Turner & Cher.

Proudest Moment: Quiting Smoking after about almost 9 years of being a heavy puffer! Was quite ground breaking, etc etc!

Most Impressive Scar: HAHAHAHA... Well, there's a story that goes with my quit smoking campaign. I got Pleurisy quite severely early this year and was shoved into hospital for a couple of weeks. Had some major surgery on my
lungs - and thus - have an extremely LARGE scar going across my back from
where I was operated on. Apparently, I was quite ghastly whilst in the 'pital, and to your left is a picture of my ghoul-like presence whilst slowly dying on a hospital bed. Some people even commented on how much like Maria Shriver I was starting to look. It was al very tragic.

Worst Personality Traits: I talk too much when nervous, and can be very loud in un-needed situations. And I can never just have "one".

Favourite Movies: St Elmo's Fire, The Breakfast Club, Primal Fear, Fight Club, Pump up the Volume, Serial Mom, Cry Baby, Velvet Goldmine, Spiceworld, Trick, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Mullholand Drive, Flowers In The Attic, Mean Girls, Mermaids, Beaches, Steel Magnolias, Dick, Desperately Seeking Susan, In Bed With Madonna and Grease 2.

Favourite Television Programs: Footballers Wives, Absolutely Fabulous, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Family Guy, American Dad, Sex & The City (RIP), Melrose Place (RIP), Kath & Kim and Nip/Tuck. Also Dallas, The OC, and may their souls eternally rest in television heaven, Bramwell and Touched By An Angel.

Earliest Memory: This. (Pictured Right)

Favourite Dance Artists: Rollo, Red Jerry, JX, Sasha, Sash!, Tina
Cousins (Shoosh Now), Michiel Overeem (Marzz), Gabriel & Dresden,

Above & Beyond, Marco V, Benjamin Bates... The List goes on really.

Inspirations in Life: Paul Dowsley & Lisa Foley, Music, Madonna,
My Family & my Friends, Jewelz, Rollo & Sister Bliss, Arthur Golden
(who wrote Memoirs Of A Geisha), and Yoko Ono.

Would love... Girls Aloud to cover Madonna's under-rated musical
gem "Gambler". It screams "COVER ME THANKS!" doesn't it???

Genie grants you three wishes: 1) To be the richest person in the cosmos, 2) The be happy with health and 3) *puts on Miss Universe voice* World Peace!!


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