You know, after five years of watching Big Brother, you would think that we would all realise by now that getting yourself too attached to one of the housemates is probably not the greatest idea in the world. There was Sara-Marie (who??) in season 1, and... er... others for the three other seasons.

But there always seems to be at least one of the housemates each year that you fall in love with so fast you don't realise its happening until it's too late, and your phone bill is that high from trying to keep them in the house that you cannot eat for a week.

So What is it about Vesna, the almost-intruder who came into the house two weeks after it began? Other than the fact she looks a lot like Elvira (do a google search kiddies), this would have to be the funniest woman on Australian Television since Jackie MacDonald.

Take a look at Vesna's online profile. Here her sheer genius comes through - when asked what her favourite pick up line is, Vesna responds with "I'm Hungry!". Followed by admitting her greatest fear in life is "Getting pushed of a balcony". And then, there's that pair of tits... and that snatch.

While the annoying Rita may have been able to perform the entire score from The Sound Of Music with her vaginal fluids, it was Vesna's open acceptance of a case of thrush she had developped in the house, that seems to have made so many fall in love with her even more.

Sara-Marie may have had that horrible bum-dance, but she certainly didn't get thrush in the house, now did she?

Hence, Vesna should win the game or at least come second.

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