Tuesday, July 26, 2005
The Death Of Bum Love
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 The Metrosexual is killing the homosexual. Let's be honest. It was certainly a LOT easier to take a random boy home for a bit of hide and seek before "straighties" found it cool, chic, etc etc to dress like faggots.
What kind of a mixed message is this sending out to the poor gender-bedner community of the world? It's just repulsive in the largest of extremeties, you go out - spot a very sharply dressed guy, pink shirt (which seems to mean "straight" these days), immaculate hair, clean shaven, jeans by Sass & Bide, and quite possibly even a pair of the greatest Gucci sunglasses you've seen (other than the pair you own yourself).
You then attempt to go over and contemplate rubbing yourself up against the back of him. When all of a sudden, some dirty slut digs a breast into his chest and pulses her tongue in and out of his mouth like a cat, lapping up the drips of milk.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE TO STICK MY DICK?
I mean, you would THINK they could just continue to shop at Jay Jay's wouldn't you? I can understand these straight folk wanting to look their best, but for god sakes, surely looking that good automatically borders on liking a cock or two up the batty.
2 Comments:
- 2:40 PM | Monica_Mayhem said...
OMG Adem you make me laugh that post was pure GOLD...
Nice blog too. Monica
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