Sunday, July 31, 2005
"Absolutely..."
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 So there is this quite brilliant and amazing dance song out at the moment. It's the flipside to the theme of something or-other, but that's really besides the point. Over on the B-Side you'll find a track called "Bass". It's by Dutchman MARZZ, who is rather wizard like when it comes to producing fabulous dance music (See 2003's "Orbiter" for more info).
What makes this so special you ask? Well firstly, the unsightly yellow color of the cover (which is normally quite delicious to look at) completely collides in a messy fashion with the color coding of this website.
So if we are willing to clash yellow record sleeves with our sleek blue steel type look, all for the sake of a song, you know it must be quite spectacular.
Not only can you dance to it, you can also masturbate quite ferociously whilst its playing. In the introduction, the magnificent sounds of Melbourne girls DJ Jewelz and Clare Dickins (who are FYI, Dance Music royalty in Australia and quite fuckable, if you're into that female sort) moan and, er... moan some more about things being "hard", "driving" and all these other sexually charged insinuations about... er... sausage rolls or something.
So go an buy it. Click on this section of the web to purchase the vinyl or click here to purchase a Legal MP3 copy of the track from DJ Download. Best few bucks you'll spend on dance all year considering its been quite a shithouse year for harder sounds.
I mean, come on... music you can MASTURBATE to. That's quite awesome now isn't it? Girls Aloud take note...
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